Ah!, So *that's* the difference!

Put two browser windows side by side on screen, fie up Google on each and enter "How can I get my boyfriend to" and How can I get my girlfriend to" and compare the results. These things change with time, but here is a fairly representative explanation of how the different genders think

Trojan horse

Well, when you put THAT …

sudo make up; make out

sudo bash
make cleam
make dep
make
make check
make install
make up
make out

Miracle!

I think I might commission one of those Chinese painters on eBay to paint it ... on black velvet ... with Elvis receiving the card (and poker playing dogs in the background)

Funniest cartoon ever!

(statistically speaking)

(Click to see it all)

You either get it, or you don't! Side-side-splittingly hilarious!!

Orgy with a twist

It seems that some B-list celeb has died in an orgy on a 'plane.

Apparently this is of such import that I have a 2p.m. meeting to discuss it.

french military victories

Try this before Google "fixes" it:-

On Google, type in "french military victories" without the quotes.

Instead of hitting "Search," hit "I'm Feeling Lucky", accept the suggestion.

For added hilarity, don't forget to follow the link which Google asks if you really meant.

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