Humo(u)r

Not eveyone shares my <insert adjective here> sense of humo(u)r. But, for those of you who do...

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• The Onion is simply the world's greatest news source, bar none.
• Red Meat a new print it yourself T-shirt on every page!
• Space moose - surely, no more depraved north American quadruped has ever been scateroically caterogized?!
• the world according to America
• Rinzai Satori
• The Calvin and Hobbes Jumpstation
• I got though school by doing my science homework at Science made stupid. Read every line of every page!
• The incomparible "London Airport Announcements". I have the MS word version for download too.
• If you only read one book this year, it should be this one.
• Sofwtare enginners might want to Read The Friendly Manual.
• Girls are no good at genocide
• Any guys who are under the thumb might want to subscribe to this magazine.
• A reasonably humourous cat video and a somewhat funny monkey video and the classic John West slamon advert- beware they are a few mB each, so might take a while to download over dial up.
• You can't imagine how unbelievably dumb some criminals can be, but you can read about it here and here.
• And don't forget to take time out from your RPGing to vote in the Comic Book Battles, where you can vote on which comic book hero you think would defeat another.
• At last, conclusive proof that NASA faked themoon landings.
• Why men don't wash dishes.
• Men's life before and after marriage.

Customer #1: I need one twenty-five cent stamp.
Apu: That's a dollar eighty-five.

Customer #2: Hi, I want two dollars worth of gas please.
Apu: Four-twenty.

Martin: How much is your penny candy?
Apu: Surprisingly expensive.

And, finally ...

What did the buhddist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.