Weird links

. Click here for a random weird link

One day, I'll comb my bookmarks & actually post something useful here. In the meantime, here's something to inform or offend everyone ....

On second thoughts, I may have to rename this page. Feedback indicates that one man's "weird" is another man's "interesting" (and don't forget to look at my conspiracy page for even more indispensable information).

Any male who lived through the 80's might have sported a "mullet".
In 1936, The liquor industry funded the "Infamous Movie" titled "Reefer Madness" Watch it here!

If you like that sort of thing, why not read the 1949 comic book classic "Satan's Cigarettes"?
Mysoginists, check out The He-man Woman Haters Club.
The Institute for Creation Research
The accidental hedonist
Bibleman to Convert Dirty Catholics to Christianity
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
A comprehnsive collection of airline sick-bags
Betty Bowers is "a better christian than you (tm)" - she's even a better Christian than Sister taffy.
Brits might be familiar with the old school chums search site Friends Reunited. A similar much-needed service is provided by "Blokes from the pub reunited".
TOast art - art made with toast!
You May be a Fundamentalist If...
Prepare to be offended by The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and don't be deluded by "the deceipt of catholocism"
Learn how to decode chalk marked hobo signs and, while you're at it, learn some streetwise hand signing.
An interesting and potentially profitable read is Scams from the Great Beyond : How to Make Easy Money Off of Esp, Astrology, Ufos, Crop Circles, Cattle Mutilations, Alien Abductions, Atlantis, channelling, but it's not very weird.
When good toilets go bad
Here's what Wikipdeia considers to be "unusual articles"
Some strange bizarre - some previsions are beyond even my understanding. Click on any of these pix of Japanese women having their nostrils tickled with tissue, and watch the full-motion surround-sound movie of them sneezing!
Can you bear to read How to Shit in the Woods : An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art ? If so, you might have stomach enough for Up Shit Creek : A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures.
Book of the year ... How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
The large penis support group ("1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents")
Jesus the Hot Air Balloon is trying to spread Jesus' message by, errrm, flying a 110 feet tall hot air ballon shaped like Jesus.
Do those who purchase from man-beef also wear hats of meat or even, heaven forbid, manties (and do they get their other clothes from duct tape fashion)?
Generate your own McDonalds sign with any text you want
The 7th annual ugly couch contest.
Movie buff? What about fetish DVDs for men who like women who crush model train sets (and who doesn't)?
One for the ladies - Natural bust enlargement with total mind power : how to use the other 90 % of your mind to increase the size of your breasts and, for the gents, Penis Enlargement Methods : Fact and Phallusy.
Read Wikipedia's rejcets. Whaddaya mean, you didn't know that it had any?
The masturbation project
SCHLOCKING REVELATION! LISA-MARIE PRESLEY... it Ain't HER! The *real* daughter of Elvis has been in hiding for 25 years, fingerprints and DNA prove it!
Tired of the lies on the internet? They are exposed at Dave's Web of Lies.
This site is weird, but this is the weirdest part of it.
Velvet Elvis art. If you thought big eyed puppies, crying children and dogs playing poker were bad - here's a collecting of Elivs paintings done entirely on black velvet.
I wonder if they are in any way affiliated to the Christian boylove forum ?
The perfect present for the Christian athlete in your life - Jesus sports staues
There's not much to choose between Am I hot or what ? and Ugly people
An image of Jeusus - on a sticking plaster removed from a young girl's knee no less! And for only a dollar you too can own two postcards bearing the image of the image.
Why don't you kiss Hank's backside ?
And, if you're interested in Spam, how about Spam-Ku : Tranquil Reflections on Luncheon Loaf
The end of the world's problems - Peace through pork. Hmm, I wonder if that site should merge with Pork for kids
What about the "worst country song titles" ? Including such classics as "All I Want From You (Is Away)", "Did I Shave my Legs for This?", "At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump" and the immortal "I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade".
The ass-hole art gallery
Stop press! Pope forgives molested children!
naked celebrities. If you are a celebrity buff, though, try identifying celebrity butts here.
Are you a lesbian? Take the quiz and find out. You might be surprised!
When someone asks for your 'phone number & you don't want to give it - give them the number of the Rejection Hotline. Save this one for Friday night.
This one is a laugh a minute!
Possibly the strangest blog which I have yet stumbled over. Well worth a read
FUNNY NAMES IN THE PHONE BOOK Dixon Cox, Anita Hoare, Ben Dover, Harden Long, they're all here, and 100s more.
A collection of sick, stupid and offensive video games for download
Payphone fun - amongst others, a list of 'phone numbers of payphones around the world, many at famous landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower, etc. Call one and chat with whichever random stranger answers.
Want a limber pussy? Visit Yoga for your cat
Jesus berates the pope
Guilty conscience? arrest yourself
Is your web site blocked in China?
I'm sure that I have worked with many of the authors of How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Do you pick your nose?
Creationist info, including arguments which creations should not use (useful for those who are frequently confronted by such trollop from creationists).
What if the terrorists used DiHydrogen Monoxide? Scary stuff, well researched and presented. This stuff is seriously dangerous, and they're not telling us how plentiful it is. Get the facts.
They claim that it is simply informative, but I find airdisaster.com to be simply sick (and I wrote this long before 11th September, 2001. In fact, I probably ought to delete the link).
If you're in the mood for reading, people who bought How to Start Your Own Country also bought "The 48 Laws of Power" and "How to Think Like Leonardo da Vinci ".
Guys who sported a mullet (see here, here, here and here, etc, etc, etc) in their youth, probably now have a comb-over. Aargh! you can even rate other blokes mullets.
Brother Cadfael, carnivorous plants & hedgehogs? what a mix.
Done something you ought not to have? Then you need the apology note generator
Not everyone will have the stomach for the Cadaver Dog Handbook Forensic Training and Tactics for the Recovery of Human Remains.
Why did someone assemble this gallery of photos of tiny animals on fingers?
The Learned Pig Project (Online Repository of Magic Books and Documents)
Nobody knows what Jesus looked like, but His popular iconic image is appearing in the clouds more often than UFOs!
Ok, most of these links are weird but maybe I need to start a new page for sad links. OK, maybe not all role playing is sad (editor's note: try to verify this, Graham), but it surely is sad to post an obituary for your character when he/she/it 'dies'.
Don't try to tell me you've never wondered what Yoda's penis looks like!
I only spent 3 months in Japan. Obviously not long enough to find the Hello Kitty Vibrator. Apparently they turn up occasionally on eBay.
A list of Free "message in a bottle" services. Have someone write your message, put it in a bottle, and cast it into the sea.
Out of date, but interesting nonetheless is The Keys of This Blood : The Struggle for World Dominion Between Pope John Paul II, Mikhail Gorbachev, and the Capitalist West. An interesting read for the Catholics among us is The Jesuits : The Society of Jesus and the Betrayal of the Roman Catholic Church.
If Tea birds : Cute women who love tea, aren't your cup of tea, you may like veiny women
Create your own comic strip
If you only have two cook books, then they have to be White Trash Cooking (of which I have owned a copy for 15 years) and Manifold Destiny : The One, the Only, Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! (hmm, maybe something about cooking incredibly hot curries is in order here, but then that would't be weird, would it?).
Food Worker Rants - it might be better not to read this as you could learn how they revenge themselves on annoying customers.
The latest in internet gambling - it's Moolette!
Papal Problems at O'Hare International Airport.
I'm sure that we all know someone who would appreciate English As a Second F*cking Language (don't we, Patrick?).
Be the envy of your visitors with an aquarium toilet.
Have your loved one's ashes made into a diamond
Queers for Jesus
Urban legends
Here's a page for tongue fetishists.
One for the mathematicians - and one of my personal favo(u)rites. It's the The Prime Number Shitting Bear
Truly anonymous google searching (a merely useful, as opposed to weird, link)
Why can't I own Canadians? As pertinent now as when the question was first asked.
Some great crazy american lawsuit stories can be found here
Why not read John Harvey Kellogg's "Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life". Especially the 39 symptoms of masturbation (how many do you have?)
Wondering what terror awaits you on your next flight? Check out airline meals.
Take the Masturbation Quiz
Check out "Will It Blend?" - a website dedicated to testing everyday objects to destruction in a household blender.
Trekkie? Sad, pathetic geek? No life loner? Why not try The Standardized "Should I Stalk William Shatner?" Test
What would Jesus drive? - biblically correct.
Read an interesting critque of the alphabet
Do you find the Human Milk Banking Association of North America, Inc more interesting than the American Snipers Association ?
Sex is for fags - Abstinence only coolness for boys
The CIA world factbook doesn't mention anything about the third nipple support group so you might as well visit a random site
Patently Absurd - weird British patents
WATCH YOURSELF EARN MONEY! Taxicab drivers see their money tick up as they drive, now the cubicle-bound can watch too (warning: may be depressing).
A few which need no description : http://www.cat-scan.com/ and the somehwat tedious http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/ Worse, even thatn William Shatner in a girdle - SPOCK - EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHER! Leonard Nimoy is living long and prospering finding young trekkies to pose au natural for his camera.
Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership, Inc (gotta love that "inc." ;-)
Looking for a penpal?.... Charles Manson, B-33920, 4A 4R-23, P. O. Box 3476 Corcoran, CA 93212 , U.S.A

If you're looking for someone of the opposite gender, look here.

But, whatever you do, don't look here.
Become an ordained minister, with the power to ordian others, conduct marriages, etc - for free
Japanese niche porn: cockroach fetish
Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership
Hot babes… of chess!
The museum of bad art
Animal liberationists (and the just plain warped) may wish to check out the hideous bunny experiments.
Here's the FBI's *real* X-Files -- ongoing cases with UFO's, Time Travel, it's all here, thanks to the Freedom of Information Act and the dedication of a few lone gunmen. For whatever reason, here are the complete details of the last meal of every convict fried in Texas' electric chair since 1982, cross-referenced to their stats and a description of their crime (everything you need to make trading cards!) "The erudite labourer's cries of romance" - what today's refined & well read construction site worker calls to passing girls.
How many camels is your lady worth??
One of my personal favo(u)rites - Dean & Nigel teach you "how to blend in"
Link this from your web page to randomly generate an error message.
The bible in Lego !
So, you've decided to be evil? A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
Not for the faint of heart: Transgender wet and messy
Clone Jesus a true project for the millennium.
Dealing with one of my personal peeves, it's The Gallery Of "Misused" Quotation Marks
Here's one for you anti-abortionists - names and faces of the eternally damned who frequent abortion clinics (especially those with bellymasks)..
Why not purchase your coffin now? The lovely coffin twins list 101 uses & show photos of some of the more interesting ones.
You knew it, didn't you? God hates Sweden
Shock! horror! Priest Ostracized For Not Molesting Altar Boys
Is this link tasteless? an oral supplement that alters the scent and taste of your sexual fluids
You either need/want to know or you don't - how to shave your butt
Ass Hat, Halloween, and Porn! (a hallowe'en tale)
Looks for books for xmas? For your grandmother: Knitting With Dog Hair : Better a Sweater from a Dog You Know and Love Than from a Sheep You'll Never Meet. For your granddad: Best Cat Houses in Nevada, The Official Guide
Barbie the street walker! her true history. Also see - Bondage Barbie, Lesbian Barbie, Transgender Barbie and Slut Barbie
Americans - do you live near a route used for shipping nuclear waste? Enter your address and see how close the nuclear waste convoys pass to your home (I aas very surprised to see how close it came to my last US address in Boca Raton, Fl).
Send faxes for free to almost anywhere in the world (send someone a fax about your large penis related incident?)
Prove that anything is evil
Christian Dress and Adornment - Pretty conservative, they even take issue with wedding rings.
Do-It-Yourself Coffins : For Pets and People.
So you wanna? how to do almost anything except perhaps How to build a dalek.
Ask seriously weird questions at Bizarre magazine.
Astound your friends! confuse your enemies! be the first kid on your block... surely the ultimate trivia.
The Catholic Support Group for Pornography Addiction Recovery (still haven't found a group to help with recovery from Catholic pornography)
The Oak Island Money Pit is simply fascinating
Everything you ever wanted to know about internet pornography, but were too afraid to ask (statistics only, no naked ladies)
Read the last words of thoe executed on Teaxs Death Row
Not a link, just a thought ... If the U.S government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles
Quite possibly the saddest s(h)ite on the web Ian's Shoelace Site
http://www.overlawyered.com/ explores an American legal system that too often turns litigation into a weapon against guilty and innocent alike, erodes individual responsibility, rewards sharp practice, enriches its participants at the public's expense, and resists even modest efforts at reform and accountability.
Michael Jackson's poor damn face - a pictorial history
Not for under 18s (nor most over 18s, if truth be told), - "Sometimes called plushophiles, furries are men and women who are turned on by the idea of having sex with stuffed animals or having sex while wearing "fursuits" that make them look like stuffed animals." Check out the eBay for fur suits.
The American Association for Nude Recreation offers a Free Information Packet.
Game of the year ? Bikini karate babes - official website, with a review here. Please note that keellings.com in no way endorses, nor is associated with, this product (in fact, to us, it seems like the sort of thing that would appeal to those who appreciate naked girls doing jumping jacks).
The alphabet made from human brains ...
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation helped me to recover - perhaps they can help you too?
The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles of All Time
Who would have imagined that so many people molest staues?
Part "Seinfeld," and part "The Sopranos," the Frank & Fritzy Show is an authentic series of conversations captured from wiretaps recorded by the FBI between 1985 and 1986. The Feds listened in on the home phone of Federico "Fritzy" Giovanelli, a Genovese crime family soldier, hoping to hear Fritzy discussing mob business with other New York wiseguys. Instead, they captured the daily chatter of two old pals, Fritzy and Frank "Frankie California" Condo, a fellow Genovese soldier, who called each other religiously every afternoon to talk about sex, movies, cholesterol counts, and marital strife. A new episode of The Frank & Fritzy Show airs every Wednesday, and each is funny, profane, sweet and quite remarkable.
Invaluable!! How to bypass those "press 1 for another menu, press 2 to stay on hold for 20 minutes" recordings. U.S.A and U.K editions
I got though school by doing my science homework at Science made stupid. Read every line of every page!
Death by Curry
Currently only 1% of the US population is incarcerated (although as Governor, Dubya tried his best to lower that figure :-), if you're not one, then here's the next best thing ... A spectacular 3D tour! The Florida prison system has spiffed up it's cells, eating, showering and exercise areas and put them up in a 3D virtual tour. My, hese facilities look real nice, don't they?
Generate your own cassette tape labels. Enter Band, album and credits and this site will generate a JPEG of the suitably labelled cassette for you
Grim Rides - hearse fanatics
A weird blog - Mark's Discipline - A submissive Boy and his Dommy Mommy exploring life, love and fetishes!
http://www.jesus.com/ Shower with Jesus! Win date with Jesus! And much, much more!
1000s of CARTOON SOUNDS! More 'toon .wavs than you can possibly attach to computer functions. And I would've gotten away, if it weren't for those pesky kids!
Believe it or not, I didn't get any of these links from the Weird Site - but you can view their weird picture of the week here.
Here's one for trailer park dwellers and other kissin' cousins.

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