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Click here for a random weird link
One day, I'll comb my bookmarks & actually post something useful here.
In the meantime, here's something to inform or offend everyone ....
On second thoughts, I may have to rename this page.
Feedback indicates that
one man's "weird" is another man's "interesting" (and don't forget to look at my conspiracy page for even more indispensable information). - Any male who lived through the 80's might have sported a "mullet".
- In 1936, The liquor industry funded the "Infamous Movie" titled "Reefer
Madness" Watch it here!
If you like that sort of thing, why not read the 1949 comic book classic "Satan's
Cigarettes"? - Mysoginists, check out The
He-man Woman Haters Club.
- The Institute for Creation Research
- The accidental hedonist
- Bibleman to Convert
Dirty Catholics to Christianity
- Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation
- A comprehnsive collection of airline sick-bags
- Betty Bowers is "a better christian
than you (tm)" - she's even a better Christian than Sister
taffy.
- Brits might be familiar with the old school chums search site Friends Reunited.
A similar much-needed service is provided by "Blokes
from the pub reunited".
- TOast art - art made with toast!
- You May be a Fundamentalist If...
- Prepare to be offended by The Sisters of Perpetual
Indulgence and don't be deluded by "the
deceipt of catholocism"
- Learn how to decode chalk
marked hobo signs and, while you're at it, learn some streetwise
hand signing.
- An interesting and potentially profitable read is Scams
from the Great Beyond : How to Make Easy Money Off of Esp, Astrology, Ufos,
Crop Circles, Cattle Mutilations, Alien Abductions, Atlantis, channelling,
but it's not very weird.
- When good toilets go bad
- Here's what Wikipdeia considers to be "unusual articles"
- Some strange bizarre - some previsions are beyond even my understanding. Click
on any of these pix of Japanese women having their nostrils tickled with tissue,
and watch the full-motion surround-sound movie
of them sneezing!
- Can you bear to read How
to Shit in the Woods : An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art ?
If so, you might have stomach enough for Up
Shit Creek : A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures.
- Book of the year ... How
to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey?
or Effective Way?
- The large penis support group
("1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents")
- Jesus the
Hot Air Balloon is trying to spread Jesus' message by, errrm, flying a 110
feet tall hot air ballon shaped like Jesus.
- Do those who purchase from man-beef also
wear hats of meat
or even, heaven forbid, manties (and do
they get their other clothes from duct
tape fashion)?
- Generate your own McDonalds sign with any text you want
- The 7th annual ugly couch
contest.
- Movie buff? What about fetish DVDs for men who like women who crush model train sets (and who doesn't)?
- One for the ladies - Natural
bust enlargement with total mind power : how to use the other 90 % of your mind
to increase the size of your breasts and, for the gents, Penis
Enlargement Methods : Fact and Phallusy.
- Read Wikipedia's rejcets. Whaddaya mean, you didn't know that it had any?
- The masturbation project
- SCHLOCKING REVELATION! LISA-MARIE PRESLEY... it Ain't HER!
The *real* daughter of Elvis has
been in hiding for 25 years, fingerprints and DNA prove it!
- Tired of the lies on the internet? They are exposed at Dave's Web of Lies.
- This site is weird, but this
is the weirdest part of it.
- Velvet Elvis art.
If you thought big eyed puppies, crying children and dogs playing poker were
bad - here's a collecting of Elivs paintings done entirely on black velvet.
- I wonder if they are in any way affiliated to the Christian
boylove forum ?
- The perfect present for the Christian athlete in your life - Jesus
sports staues
- There's not much to choose between Am
I hot or what ? and Ugly
people
- An image of Jeusus - on a sticking
plaster removed from a young girl's knee no less! And for only a dollar you
too can own two postcards bearing the image of the image.
- Why don't you kiss Hank's backside ?
- And, if you're interested in Spam, how about Spam-Ku
: Tranquil Reflections on Luncheon Loaf
- The end of the world's problems - Peace through pork. Hmm, I wonder if that site should merge with Pork for kids
- What about the "worst
country song titles" ? Including such classics as "All I Want
From You (Is Away)", "Did I Shave my Legs for This?", "At
the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump" and the immortal
"I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade".
- The ass-hole art gallery
- Stop press! Pope
forgives molested children!
- naked
celebrities. If you are a celebrity buff, though, try identifying celebrity
butts here.
- Are you a lesbian? Take the quiz and find out. You might be surprised!
- When someone asks for your 'phone number & you don't want to give it -
give them the number of the Rejection
Hotline. Save this one for Friday night.
- This
one is a laugh a minute!
- Possibly the strangest blog which I have yet stumbled over. Well worth a read
- FUNNY NAMES IN THE PHONE BOOK Dixon Cox, Anita Hoare, Ben Dover, Harden Long,
they're all here, and 100s more.
- A collection of sick, stupid and offensive video games for download
- Payphone fun - amongst others,
a list of 'phone numbers of payphones around the world, many at famous landmarks,
like the Eiffel Tower, etc. Call one and chat with whichever random stranger
answers.
- Want a limber pussy? Visit Yoga for your cat
- Jesus
berates the pope
- Guilty conscience? arrest yourself
- Is your web site blocked in China?
- I'm sure that I have worked with many of the authors of How To Write Unmaintainable Code
- Do you pick your nose?
- Creationist info, including arguments which creations should
not use (useful for those who are frequently confronted by such trollop
from creationists).
- What if the terrorists used DiHydrogen Monoxide? Scary stuff, well researched
and presented. This stuff is seriously dangerous, and they're
not telling us how plentiful it is. Get the facts.
- They claim that it is simply informative, but I find airdisaster.com
to be simply sick (and I wrote this long before 11th September, 2001. In fact,
I probably ought to delete the link).
- If you're in the mood for reading, people who bought How
to Start Your Own Country also bought "The 48 Laws of Power" and
"How to Think Like Leonardo da Vinci ".
- Guys who sported a mullet (see here,
here, here
and here, etc, etc, etc) in their youth,
probably now have a comb-over. Aargh!
you can even rate other blokes mullets.
- Brother Cadfael, carnivorous plants & hedgehogs? what a mix.
- Done something you ought not to have? Then you need the apology note generator
- Not everyone will have the stomach for the Cadaver
Dog Handbook Forensic Training and Tactics for the Recovery of Human Remains.
- Why did someone assemble this gallery of photos of tiny animals on fingers?
- The Learned
Pig Project (Online Repository of Magic Books and Documents)
- Nobody knows what Jesus looked like, but His popular iconic image is appearing
in the clouds more often than UFOs!
- Ok, most of these links are weird but maybe I need to start a new page for
sad links. OK, maybe not all role playing is sad (editor's note: try to verify
this, Graham), but it surely is sad to post an obituary
for your character when he/she/it 'dies'.
- Don't try to tell me you've never wondered what Yoda's
penis looks like!
- I only spent 3 months in Japan. Obviously not long enough to find the Hello
Kitty Vibrator. Apparently they turn up occasionally on eBay.
- A list of Free "message in a bottle" services. Have someone write your message, put it in a bottle, and cast it into the sea.
- Out of date, but interesting nonetheless is The
Keys of This Blood : The Struggle for World Dominion Between Pope John Paul
II, Mikhail Gorbachev, and the Capitalist West.
An interesting read for the Catholics among us is The
Jesuits : The Society of Jesus and the Betrayal of the Roman Catholic Church.
- If Tea birds : Cute women who love tea, aren't your cup of tea, you may like veiny women
- Create your own comic strip
- If you only have two cook books, then they have to be White
Trash Cooking (of which I have owned a copy for 15 years) and Manifold
Destiny : The One, the Only, Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! (hmm,
maybe something about cooking incredibly hot curries is in order here, but then
that would't be weird, would it?).
- Food Worker Rants - it might be
better not to read this as you could learn how they revenge themselves on annoying
customers.
- The latest in internet gambling - it's Moolette!
- Papal Problems at O'Hare
International Airport.
- I'm sure that we all know someone who would appreciate English
As a Second F*cking Language (don't we, Patrick?).
- Be the envy of your visitors with an aquarium
toilet.
- Have your loved one's ashes made into a
diamond
- Queers for Jesus
- Urban legends
- Here's a page for tongue
fetishists.
- One for the mathematicians - and one of my personal favo(u)rites. It's the
The Prime Number Shitting
Bear
- Truly anonymous google
searching (a merely useful, as opposed to weird, link)
- Why can't I
own Canadians? As pertinent now as when the question was first asked.
- Some great crazy american lawsuit stories can be found here
- Why not read John Harvey Kellogg's "Plain
facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic
life". Especially the 39
symptoms of masturbation (how many do you have?)
- Wondering what terror awaits you on your next flight? Check out airline
meals.
- Take the Masturbation Quiz
- Check out "Will It Blend?" - a website dedicated to testing everyday objects to destruction in a household blender.
- Trekkie? Sad, pathetic geek? No life loner? Why not try The Standardized "Should I Stalk William Shatner?" Test
- What would Jesus drive?
- biblically correct.
- Read an interesting critque of the alphabet
- Do you find the Human Milk
Banking Association of North America, Inc more interesting than the American
Snipers Association ?
- Sex is for fags - Abstinence only coolness for boys
- The
CIA world factbook doesn't mention anything about the
third nipple support group so you might as well visit a
random site
- Patently Absurd - weird British patents
- WATCH YOURSELF EARN MONEY! Taxicab drivers see their money tick up as they
drive, now the cubicle-bound can watch
too (warning: may be depressing).
- A few which need no description : http://www.cat-scan.com/
and the somehwat tedious http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
Worse, even thatn William Shatner in a girdle - SPOCK
- EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHER! Leonard Nimoy is living long and prospering finding young trekkies to pose au natural for his camera.
- Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership, Inc (gotta love that "inc." ;-)
- Looking for a penpal?.... Charles
Manson, B-33920, 4A 4R-23, P. O. Box 3476 Corcoran, CA 93212 , U.S.A
If you're looking for someone of the opposite gender, look here.
But, whatever you do, don't look here. - Become
an ordained minister, with the power to ordian others, conduct marriages, etc
- for free
- Japanese niche porn: cockroach fetish
- Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership
- Hot babes… of chess!
- The museum of bad art
- Animal liberationists (and the just plain warped) may wish to check out the
hideous bunny experiments.
- Here's the FBI's *real*
X-Files -- ongoing cases with UFO's, Time Travel, it's all here, thanks
to the Freedom of Information Act and the dedication of a few lone gunmen.
For whatever reason, here are the complete details of the
last meal of every convict fried in Texas' electric chair since 1982, cross-referenced
to their stats and a description of their crime (everything you need to make
trading cards!)
"The erudite
labourer's cries of romance" - what today's refined & well read
construction site worker calls to passing girls.
- How many camels is your lady worth??
- One of my personal favo(u)rites - Dean & Nigel teach you "how
to blend in"
- Link this from your web page to randomly generate an error
message.
- The bible in Lego !
- So, you've decided to be evil?
A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
- Not for the faint of heart: Transgender wet and messy
- Clone Jesus a true
project for the millennium.
- Dealing with one of my personal peeves, it's The Gallery Of "Misused" Quotation Marks
- Here's one for you anti-abortionists - names and faces of the eternally
damned who frequent abortion clinics (especially those with bellymasks)..
- Why not purchase your coffin now? The lovely coffin twins list 101 uses & show photos of some
of the more interesting ones.
- You knew it, didn't you? God hates Sweden
- Shock! horror! Priest
Ostracized For Not Molesting Altar Boys
- Is this link tasteless? an oral supplement that alters
the scent and taste of your sexual fluids
- You either need/want to know or you don't - how
to shave your butt
- Ass Hat, Halloween,
and Porn! (a hallowe'en tale)
- Looks for books for xmas? For your grandmother: Knitting
With Dog Hair : Better a Sweater from a Dog You Know and Love Than from a Sheep
You'll Never Meet.
For your granddad: Best
Cat Houses in Nevada, The Official Guide
- Barbie the
street walker! her true history. Also see - Bondage
Barbie, Lesbian Barbie, Transgender Barbie and Slut Barbie
- Americans - do you live near a route used for shipping nuclear waste? Enter
your address and see how close the nuclear waste convoys pass to your
home (I aas very surprised to see how close it came to my last US address in
Boca Raton, Fl).
- Send faxes for free to almost
anywhere in the world (send someone a fax about your large penis related
incident?)
- Prove that anything is evil
- Christian
Dress and Adornment - Pretty conservative, they even take issue with wedding
rings.
- Do-It-Yourself
Coffins : For Pets and People.
- So you wanna? how
to do almost anything except perhaps How
to build a dalek.
- Ask seriously weird questions at Bizarre
magazine.
- Astound your friends! confuse your enemies! be the first kid on your block...
surely the ultimate
trivia.
- The
Catholic Support Group for Pornography Addiction Recovery (still haven't
found a group to help with recovery from Catholic pornography)
- The Oak Island Money
Pit is simply fascinating
- Everything you ever wanted to know about internet pornography, but were too afraid to ask (statistics only, no naked ladies)
- Read the last words of thoe executed on Teaxs Death Row
- Not a link, just a thought ... If the U.S government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented
on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles
- Quite possibly the saddest s(h)ite on the web Ian's Shoelace Site
- http://www.overlawyered.com/ explores
an American legal system that too often turns litigation into a weapon against
guilty and innocent alike, erodes individual responsibility, rewards sharp practice,
enriches its participants at the public's expense, and resists even modest efforts
at reform and accountability.
- Michael Jackson's poor damn face - a
pictorial history
- Not for under 18s (nor most over 18s, if truth be told), - "Sometimes
called plushophiles, furries are men and women who are turned on by the idea
of having sex with stuffed animals or having sex while wearing "fursuits"
that make them look like stuffed animals." Check out the eBay for fur
suits.
- The American Association for Nude Recreation offers a Free
Information Packet.
- Game of the year ? Bikini karate babes - official
website, with a review here.
Please note that keellings.com in no way endorses, nor is associated with, this
product (in fact, to us, it seems like the sort of thing that
would appeal to those who appreciate naked
girls doing jumping jacks).
- The alphabet made from human brains ...
- The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation helped me to recover - perhaps they can help you too?
- The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles of All Time
- Who would have imagined that so many people molest staues?
- Part "Seinfeld," and part "The Sopranos," the Frank &
Fritzy Show is an
authentic series of conversations captured from wiretaps recorded by the FBI
between 1985 and 1986. The Feds listened in on the home phone of Federico
"Fritzy" Giovanelli, a Genovese crime family soldier, hoping to hear
Fritzy
discussing mob business with other New York wiseguys. Instead, they captured the daily chatter of two old pals, Fritzy and Frank
"Frankie California" Condo, a fellow Genovese soldier, who called
each other
religiously every afternoon to talk about sex, movies, cholesterol counts,
and marital strife. A new episode of The Frank
& Fritzy Show airs every
Wednesday, and each is funny, profane, sweet and quite remarkable.
- Invaluable!! How to bypass those "press 1 for another menu, press 2 to stay on hold for 20 minutes" recordings. U.S.A and U.K editions
- I got though school
by doing my science homework at
Science made stupid. Read every line of every page!
- Death by
Curry
- Currently only 1% of the US population is incarcerated (although as Governor, Dubya tried his best to lower that figure :-), if you're not one, then here's
the next best thing ... A
spectacular 3D tour! The Florida prison system has spiffed up it's cells, eating,
showering and exercise areas and put them up in a 3D virtual tour. My, hese
facilities look real nice, don't they?
- Generate your own cassette tape labels. Enter Band, album and credits
and this site will
generate a JPEG of the suitably labelled cassette for you
- Grim Rides - hearse fanatics
- A weird blog - Mark's Discipline - A submissive Boy and his Dommy Mommy exploring life, love and fetishes!
- http://www.jesus.com/ Shower
with Jesus! Win date with Jesus! And much, much more!
- 1000s of CARTOON SOUNDS! More
'toon .wavs than you can possibly attach to computer functions. And I would've
gotten away, if it weren't for those pesky kids!
- Believe it or not, I didn't get any of these links from the Weird
Site - but you can view their weird picture of the week here.
- Here's one for trailer park dwellers and other kissin' cousins.
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